Patrick O'Neill × ScoutRoom
Read the game
before it happens.
Pro-level opponent scouting and the analyst who built it. Tell me your next opponent — your first teardown is free.
First teardown free · no card · delivered within 48h. Or meet the coach.
The Coach
25+ years turning film into decisions.
At Ulster University I built the women's programme from local league to the Irish Superleague — Northern Conference titles, National Cup finals, a Centre of Excellence — and coached the men's side to a Premier League title and back-to-back Intermediate Cups.
Today I'm assistant coach and the sole analytics and scouting lead at Geelong United in the NBL1 South Women's league, and I coach Ireland and Northern Ireland 3x3 across the senior, U23 and Team NI squads.
The thread through all of it: turning film and numbers into something a team can actually run on Saturday.
The Product
Your next opponent, decoded.
vs league · 13 games · sample data — your teardown uses the real numbers
What's inside
- Recent form, not averages. The lineup actually playing the last five.
- Who to attack, who to leave. Matchups mapped to your roster.
- One thing to take away. Bench-ready, not a data dump.
- A courtside app. The scout, live on your phone — see the Dashboard tab.
Want this on your real opponent?
Pick your league and I'll build your first teardown free — the real numbers, your next game, in your hands within 48 hours.
The full breakdown
See it for real
The teardown, and the bench app it becomes.
The written teardown

One page your staff reads before tip-off: the one thing that decides the game, the matchups, the keys each end. Delivered 48 hours out.
The bench app — in motion



The same scout, live on the bench — scout read, live tracking, shooter chart. One tap, no laptop, works offline.
Matchday ScoutLight theme — on the roadmap
The app ships dark today (built for dim arenas). A light theme like this is on the roadmap — if a club prefers it, it's a setting, not a rebuild.
Demo data (fictional teams) — your build runs on your opponents.
Writing
Notes from the scout room.
How elite women's teams punish a late close-out
Jun 2026 · 6 min
What a percentile actually tells your bench
Jun 2026 · 4 min
The first five minutes: scripting your start
Jun 2026 · 5 min
Why the short shot clock rewards the brave
May 2026 · 4 min
ORtg, DRtg and the per-100 trap in lower leagues
May 2026 · 7 min
Why I built ScoutRoom
May 2026 · 5 min
FAQ
The questions clubs actually ask.
Contact
Let's talk hoops.
scoutroombasketball@gmail.com
ScoutRoom · Built by Patrick O'Neill · © 2026